well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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