You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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