Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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