turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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