Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize