so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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