I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
What drink are we having for lunch?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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