.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize