I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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