Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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