I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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