You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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