Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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