If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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