If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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