Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It's just like the Real World with babies
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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