come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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