oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
You can't just leave with hair like that
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
And then he peed in my hair
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