I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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