I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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