Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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