fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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