i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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