It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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