Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
We talked him into tasing himself.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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