They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
sarcasm needs its own font
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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