i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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