9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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