....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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