You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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