There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize