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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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