Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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