you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
