Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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