i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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