yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
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