If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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