if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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