the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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