yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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