i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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