I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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