Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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