I got chris browned last night
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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