Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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