She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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