I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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