we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
