I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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