if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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