She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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