it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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