I wanna passion pit in your ass
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
My dad just said "fuck circus"
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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