I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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