Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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