Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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