Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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