I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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